Best factory job in the world? Lolly tester wanted

Attention everybody with a sweet tooth. The best factory job
in the world has just become available… just remember not to tell your dentist.

The Manchester Evening News reports that British confectioner
Swizzels, maker of Love Hearts, Drumsitick Lollies and Parma Violets, is looking
for somebody to test its new products before they go on sale.

Sarah-Louise Heslop, marketing manager at Swizzels, said, “We
know that adults love our products just as much as children so we’re looking
for our biggest fan to join us at our factory and help us develop new additions
to our range.

“It takes months to develop new flavours and the
successful applicant will be shown the whole process, learning the secrets of
how we make our fabulous sweets.

“It’s an important role and they’ll be helping develop
new products that could be sold across the country.

“No experience is necessary – just a love of sweets.”

Those wanting to apply won’t need to follow the usual
process of CV’s, phone calls and interviews. The successful applicant will be
chosen from submissions in the form of a 500-word piece or a short video
explaining why they are the best person for the job.

Sorry kids. You have to be an adult to apply.